Funny Jokes Adults Dirty Short
- Bunty on 07 November, 2012
X Rated Jokes for adults only. These are some of the dirtiest jokes around and sure to make you laugh. Collection of slightly adult sms jokes & text messages. ... messages includes adult sms jokes, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, funny adult sms.
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
A: Your job still sucks!
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
Q: How do you kill a circus clown?
A: Go for the juggler!
Q: Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut?
A: Because he overdosed on viagra!
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?
A: Because his wife died!